zeldathemes
i din't eat the cookies, I swear..

What's up guys
I am 16 years old and I run a humour blog.
This is all the running I do.
Hopefully i will satisfy all your humorous needs, feel free to ask me anything appropriate.

definitelygayy:

I told my 13 year old sister I’m gay today.
Her response: “Yeah, I know it’s kind of obvious. I don’t care, be with who you want to be with. As long as I can go to Taco Bell with you and your lady friend.”

I cried

stop:

human:

human:

why do girls hang out in odd numbered groups? 

becs they can’t even

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

5sosaffair:

martinefn:

 I see no difference

oh my god

thesoupyone:

I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…

thesoupyone:

I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…

emilyology:

it’s talking about my life

emilyology:

it’s talking about my life

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

owning-my-truth:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

32andstillgrowingupnow:

fandomsandfeminism:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

… with different degrees of struggles that we’re implemented by the pale skin via conquests using weapons such as warfare, religion indoctrination, and oppression. And then after pale skin set systems like this into our society, they go around and say things like “We are all human” and confuse “racism” with “prejudice” so that they can keep the system the same way for many years to come.

Shots fired.

You totally missed the point of this, didn’t you?

That were all human? No. What you missed is that it’s a dismissive phase that a lot of people like to say at times to dismiss arguments like the one you clearly missed.
Some of us can’t afford to live on fantasy island.

owning-my-truth:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

32andstillgrowingupnow:

fandomsandfeminism:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

… with different degrees of struggles that we’re implemented by the pale skin via conquests using weapons such as warfare, religion indoctrination, and oppression. And then after pale skin set systems like this into our society, they go around and say things like “We are all human” and confuse “racism” with “prejudice” so that they can keep the system the same way for many years to come.

Shots fired.

You totally missed the point of this, didn’t you?

That were all human? No. What you missed is that it’s a dismissive phase that a lot of people like to say at times to dismiss arguments like the one you clearly missed.

Some of us can’t afford to live on fantasy island.

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cyberthug13:

girl: i fukin hate you

me: image

shouldnt:

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

ladygolem:

punwitch:

bunbijou:

"#it’s sad that op does not know that wE ARE ASSIGNED GENDER AT BIRTH TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE PROPER NUTRITION FOR A NEWBORN BOY OR GIRL"

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I know omg I know omggggggggggggggggggggggGGGgggGGggGggGggg

newborn boys are fed honey produced by workers, newborn girls are fed royal jelly to transform them into egg-laying queens, in order to start new colonies

thloth:

nicki minaj poses with the only relevant female rappers

thloth:

nicki minaj poses with the only relevant female rappers

tiramisuvevo:

i just wanna give you a heads up

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lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from